Текст и слова песни Avril Lavigne – Constipated
uh-uh fart like this
uh-uh uh-uh thats the way i fart
so just fart like this
hey man, whatcha lookin' at
sit down, it will come out soon
and if you could only let it be
you will see it
i hate the stupid way it sounds
when you have to take a crap
and your talking to the person in
the next stall
someone trying to
just remove poop
but its being held back
and I cant relax
Im trying to get through
but I cant because you see
tell me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
ause you push
And you squeeze
And God help me please
Why'd you have to go and make this so constipated
Days pass, and the pressure mounts
i don't think, that a wet fart counts
that poo's hard and very fat you see
it's makin' me
yell out when i move my bowels
surely, you have heard the howls
you know, i'm not dropping anything
when it's become
something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
ause you push
And you squeeze
And God help me please
Why'd you have to go and make this so constipated
Give up, watcha pushing for?
Sit back, we've all been bunged before
and if you could only stick with pee, you will see
something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
Cause you push
And you squeeze
And God help me please
Why'd you have to go and make this so constipated
uh uh uh
uh-uh uh-uh thats the way i fart
so just fart like this
hey man, whatcha lookin' at
sit down, it will come out soon
and if you could only let it be
you will see it
i hate the stupid way it sounds
when you have to take a crap
and your talking to the person in
the next stall
someone trying to
just remove poop
but its being held back
and I cant relax
Im trying to get through
but I cant because you see
tell me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
ause you push
And you squeeze
And God help me please
Why'd you have to go and make this so constipated
Days pass, and the pressure mounts
i don't think, that a wet fart counts
that poo's hard and very fat you see
it's makin' me
yell out when i move my bowels
surely, you have heard the howls
you know, i'm not dropping anything
when it's become
something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
ause you push
And you squeeze
And God help me please
Why'd you have to go and make this so constipated
Give up, watcha pushing for?
Sit back, we've all been bunged before
and if you could only stick with pee, you will see
something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
Cause you push
And you squeeze
And God help me please
Why'd you have to go and make this so constipated
uh uh uh
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