Текст и слова песни David Allan Coe – Dear Penis
Dear penis,
I don't think i like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all ya do is stare at the floor,
Oh dear penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by,
Now it seems things have changed,
And i think that you're the one to blame,
Dear penis,
I don't like you anymore.
He sings
Dear rodney,
I don't think i like you anymore,
Cos when you get to drinking,
You put me places ive never been before,
Dear rodney,
I don't like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship,
Come to terms with truly how we feel,
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear penis,
I think i like you after all.
Oh and rodney,
While you're shaving, shave my balls.
I don't think i like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all ya do is stare at the floor,
Oh dear penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by,
Now it seems things have changed,
And i think that you're the one to blame,
Dear penis,
I don't like you anymore.
He sings
Dear rodney,
I don't think i like you anymore,
Cos when you get to drinking,
You put me places ive never been before,
Dear rodney,
I don't like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship,
Come to terms with truly how we feel,
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear penis,
I think i like you after all.
Oh and rodney,
While you're shaving, shave my balls.
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