Текст и слова песни Misc Dementia – Jingle Bells
Someone had earlier asked for CHIRSTMAS SONGS
(novelty christams songs that is).
This one's slightly Christmassy; anyway, it mentions
Christmas twice, has a lot of snow in it, and goes to
The tune of "Jingle Bells"
Stay Demented,
jerry
Dyslexics of the world untie!
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Dashing through the snow,
In my rusty Chevrolet,
Down the road I go,
Sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings,
I need some new snow tires,
My car is held together with
A piece of chicken wire!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to da I.G.A,
To get some Christmas cheer,
I just passed up my left front tire
And it's gettin' hard to steer!
Skidding down da highway,
Right passed da Naganey cops,
I had to drag my swampers
To get the car to stop!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts,
In a big blue cloud of smoke,
People laugh as I drive by
I wonder what's da joke?
I got to get to Shopco,
To pick up the lay-a-way,
Cuz Santa Claus is comin' soon
In his big old rusty sleigh!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
(novelty christams songs that is).
This one's slightly Christmassy; anyway, it mentions
Christmas twice, has a lot of snow in it, and goes to
The tune of "Jingle Bells"
Stay Demented,
jerry
Dyslexics of the world untie!
---------
Dashing through the snow,
In my rusty Chevrolet,
Down the road I go,
Sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings,
I need some new snow tires,
My car is held together with
A piece of chicken wire!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to da I.G.A,
To get some Christmas cheer,
I just passed up my left front tire
And it's gettin' hard to steer!
Skidding down da highway,
Right passed da Naganey cops,
I had to drag my swampers
To get the car to stop!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts,
In a big blue cloud of smoke,
People laugh as I drive by
I wonder what's da joke?
I got to get to Shopco,
To pick up the lay-a-way,
Cuz Santa Claus is comin' soon
In his big old rusty sleigh!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio, it's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
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